They are making a sword for me with an engraving "CSS=BFF"

thats right. I went down to Chinatown (uhh, in another city) to a little-known shop where this nice varekai or samurai (some kind of Asian warrior) made me run up and down a lot of stairs and punch concrete and eat strained hashish and seaweed until my brain could understand that making a clean web page is not a thing to fear. In fact the old ways (*tables*) are a headache and take you away from your chi (*divs* or cheeba-cheeba). Granted, I am no P class="assassin", but I am not afraid to look at it.