5.23.2008

juno high school

snarky Listen to the pronunciation of snarky
Pronunciation: \ˈsnär-kē\ Function: adjective
1 : diablo cody
It's taking me quite a bit of getting used to seeing these late 80's babies portraying my generation, but I finally found the suspension necessary to disbelieve or unbelieve or not believe at all.


Then there was a hamburger phone scene (which I thought was a little forced), but authentic! I had a similar highly-cherished poorly-functioning phone through my junior high career. While my friend would read Tigerbeat snippets to me over the phone, or describe her entire school shopping booty, my chin would hit the button thinger that was very prominent at the mouthpiece when I yawned or cracked up. You basically were talking on a piece of garfields back. Why did the Garfield phone kick the hamburger phones ass? because his eyes were open when you were talking through him.

5.05.2008

snooty mail


I hijacked the above text slug for my email signatures from a press release for happenings in Dundawk to offset my carbon footy-print.

It really harks back to the late eighties/early nineties obnoxious effort to save the world. As tho the world is on the edge of their Herman Miller Aaron chairs awaiting my messages so they can print it out and add it to the tome of officewizard correspondence...but first determine is this chapter essential?

Kind of reminds me of the time I visited the Thomas Jefferson (or some imortant dude in VA) house or museum. They (the tour man), told me how he sent out a whole series of handwritten letters via pony express just to notify his pen pals that he was too busy snuffing to return their reply.